Quote Originally Posted by pontooner View Post
If you do a jewdy chop and hit your leg while kung fu kickin you might be a redneck.

That vid cracks me up every time I see it.
LOL, that 'palm-up' Jewdey chop is a sure fire way to catch bird poop. You hafta' be Ninjay quick to catch a bird bomb.

I saw another lesson from Diamond Dave and he said he now has a girlfriend, his uncle's wife....wait a minute, that's his aunt! They interviewed her and she said something like, "He's crazy and he ain't got no money but he IS **** good in bed." That scared to daylights out of me, they may start to clone.