Do you patriotic duty Saturday

[roadrunner]

My dear patriotic friend:

Are your beside yourself and don't you know the parade will take more than an hour? Every day I see women with butts so large they have to make two trips when told to haulass (how's that for spelling?). They look like billboards wearing shorts with the word "Cute" written on the seat. I won't mention cracks chewing a big wad of shorts with every step they take; imagine that with an American flag waving from the rear. Others look like a Greyhound bus that had a bad wreck. All that is just the rear view.

You can't see their cute legs because there is a tub of lard covering the entire front side. A couple of pumpkin-size bumps swinging from an area somewhere around their shoulders and bouncing off their knees to the tune of "Love Me Tender" should further contribute to your viewing pleasure. If you're really feeling like a jock, you could sink an orange into their belly button from 50 yards away.

If you want to take your lawn chair, a cooler of beer, and back up under a shade tree and enjoy those beauties without clothes, don't say I didn't warn you. Maybe at least one of them will lose her G-string and you'll enjoy finding it. You may even be able to find one of the fine ladies lost Chihuahua if she happens to bend over.

I'm sure the parade will be patriotic, enjoyable, and include an occasional perfect "10" strategically placed and interesting enough to keep watching the next 100 before another "10" passes by. By the end of the parade, you should be either blind drunk or blind wishing you were drunk.

I salute your patriotism and wish you a successful anti-Muslim day.

Sincerely,
Bassin_Bug

Dang it Bug you just ruined my parade I was really enjoying this thought until you posted.

[bassin_bug]

Dang it Bug you just ruined my parade I was really enjoying this thought until you posted.

Sorry about that; hope this explanation helps. My post would have been different if there had been a WARM-UP parade of Chippendale "look-alikes" before the parade of women. We like to see some firm, tight, cheeks in the buff, too. We prefer hot six-packs of abs over cold 12-packs of Bud.

Men!

[roadrunner]

Sorry about that; hope this explanation helps. My post would have been different if there had been a WARM-UP parade of Chippendale "look-alikes" before the parade of women. We like to see some firm, tight, cheeks in the buff, too. We prefer hot six-packs of abs over cold 12-packs of Bud.

Men!

It is a lot easier to get a 12 pack of Bud

Women!

[bassin_bug]

It is a lot easier to get a 12 pack of Bud

Women!

LOL You are right on. My husband doesn't have six-pack abs and he is a bit paunchy; not huge. I love every sweet inch of his delicious body and wouldn't trade him for the entire Chippendale team. He is just the right size to fill my arms and I couldn't ask for a more wonderful husband. I almost lost him two years ago and I don't care what size he is as long as he is warm and breathing.