TADA!!!!!!!!
AND THE WINNING ANSWER FORM THE EXTREME GENIUS GUY IS:

DRUM ROLL: TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT-CHA-CHING!

"The kill switch shall be mounted in the driver's seat as a pressure sensitive device. The kill switch will be so designed so that your ARSE has to be in the seat, or the engine will automatically drop to 1/4 throttle. A driver running 60 mph that hits a high wave or another boat, causing his ARSE to be forcibly lefted from the seat, will experience his throttle chopped to 1/4 until such time as his ARSE comes back incontact withe the weight sensitive seat switch. The "ARSE ACTIVATED" 1/4 throttle switch will not work at throttle settings of 1/4 throttle or less, thereby allowing folks who need to idle their boat without their ARSE attached to the seat as it should be to do so. "

Available now at Walmart, Walgreens, K-mart, and that little store at the corner of 4th and Main whose sign blew down last month and the dumb ARSE owner has not put back up yet.