Quote Originally Posted by bassin_bug View Post
The aliens were looking for only one person, Margaret Gore. Approximately 9 months later, on 3-31-1948, they had a bouncing baby idiot...sorry, make that a boy, that was half alien and half politician, they named him Albert Gore, Jr. That's gore as in 'skewered with a horn.' Because his father came from a cold planet he was taught the earth contained some type of global warming. DNA testing proved that he was a politician which caused his brain to be abnormally small and his ego abnormally large. He was certified Alien-American. zzzzzawoooohoooo! Little Al now uses greenhouse gases to travel and visit his father.

Birthdays of the others on the list are:
Hilary Clinton, 10-26-47
John Kerry, 12-11-43
Bill Clinton, 8-19-46
Howard Dean, 11-17-48
Nancy Pelosi, 3-26-40
Dianne Feinstein 6-22-33
Charles Schumer, 11-23-50
Barbara Boxer, 11-11-40

That proves my point that the aliens came to impregnate only one woman.

I jsut realized a share a birthday with Nancy Pelosi (not the same year). I think I almost puked when I read that.