Quote Originally Posted by slippedcork View Post
Ole hammer done scared some of you or has someone licked the red off your lolipop.

Can't you tell I'm so nervous I could mow the grass with my teeth (chatter, chatter)? This board has become about as exciting as listening to my fingernails grow.

The last time I saw MHall, he was diving into a groundhog hole, poor guy. I think I'll flush him out with a gallon of "white lightening" and settle his nerves.

We'll all be fine when we get over the withdrawal symptoms from "Off Topic" Discussion Board addiction. I'm recovering fast, my eyes have glazed over, I keep seeing a pink elephant circling my desk, a lion is walking on the back of my chair (no, it's a yellow cat that adopted me); he's roaring!! arrggggh! or was that my hungry stomach? Now, if one of you good old Vietnam Vets will show me how to give a "one-finger salute".............

My song: "OHHHHHHHHH! I'm in the Army now, I'm in the Army now, I've buttoned my shirt, I've polished my brass, now Obama can kiss my glass (lol, bad spelling), I'M IN THE ARMY NOWW!"