Hey guys, I've drank a beer or two and then drove my car. I'm sure there's been a time or two where I might have had just a little bit too many and shouldn't have driven. But I got away with it. So screw you guys and your families. I'm going to keep doing it so that I don't have to pay a taxi or leave my car at some bar. There's no telling how many ugly women I would have spent the night with if it wasn't for my drunk driving.

Isn't that what you guys are saying?