For the health nuts on here (humor)

[Tim_T]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


4 The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION.....


Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[bassiusmaximus]

Looks like the future is looking up then, since as we will all be speaking Spanish in a few years.

[DJD]

LOL...I think it's just too stressful for us to keep being the Worlds police, food bank and punching bag.