Quote Originally Posted by roadrunner View Post
Bug you can stir it with the best of them. I love having you on the board you bring an interesting views (the femine side) to the board but you can get in there and mix it up with the best of us men.

You also have a very interesting past I would love to meet you and your sweety pie on the water sometime. We could sit down and drink a few cold ones. I am sure it would be educational and entertaining.

Beep Beep
Maybe we will meet someday. I don't know how you would handle either me or Sweetie Pie.
We keep people so confused they never know what to expect. Example: I was out shopping a few weeks ago and decided to stop by a Chinese restaurant for lunch. Just as I parked the car I looked up and saw Sweetie Pie and several of his co-workers walking by my car; none of the co-workers knew me. I rolled down the window and said, "Hey there you sexy man, is your wife around?" The other guys stopped, looking like a deer caught in the headlights. He kissed me and said, "No, do you have time to meet me at the motel for a quick smooch?" I told him that I was meeting Jody for lunch and didn't have time but I would after work. Jody is my invisible lover that we blame everything on.

By that time, the co-workers' eyes were spinning in their sockets. He whispered, "I love you, see you at 6:00," and walked away. I heard him say, "I hope that cheapskate pays the bill; I'm tired of buying lunch for her sorry lover." He didn't explain that I was his wife until about three hours later.