Maybe we will meet someday. I don't know how you would handle either me or Sweetie Pie.
We keep people so confused they never know what to expect. Example: I was out shopping a few weeks ago and decided to stop by a Chinese restaurant for lunch. Just as I parked the car I looked up and saw Sweetie Pie and several of his co-workers walking by my car; none of the co-workers knew me. I rolled down the window and said, "Hey there you sexy man, is your wife around?" The other guys stopped, looking like a deer caught in the headlights. He kissed me and said, "No, do you have time to meet me at the motel for a quick smooch?" I told him that I was meeting Jody for lunch and didn't have time but I would after work. Jody is my invisible lover that we blame everything on.
By that time, the co-workers' eyes were spinning in their sockets. He whispered, "I love you, see you at 6:00," and walked away. I heard him say, "I hope that cheapskate pays the bill; I'm tired of buying lunch for her sorry lover." He didn't explain that I was his wife until about three hours later.




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