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Seems like when I drink, people get all excited. Or maybe they just seem excited to me.

Humans have to drink to survive. So what's with all the blue lights?

Animals drink too. When a squirrel drinks too much, does a Raccoon with flashing lights chase him off the tree?

If a fish runs "out of water", they die like humans.

Humans that drink fall down. Do fish who drink float? That has to be the case. The bottom feeders otherwise would have no where to go after their drinking.

Humans drive to get around. They get DUI's.

When fish drink and swim, do they get "SUI's"?
If a fish goes to be arraigned for an alleged "SUI", does he have to spend the night in a fish bowl?

Give me a call if you can help me figure this out. Cell number is
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