Your favorite Chuck Norris jokes

[CMorg]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him

[greenriverman1]

I think you folks realy need to go hunting or fishing. You have way too much time on your hands!

[sam8772]

Did you know Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad becuase he never cries!!!!

[RICHYD4U]

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.

-Rich

[lil skeeter]

I think you folks realy need to go hunting or fishing. You have way too much time on your hands!

chuck norris doesnt go hunting and fishing............... chuck goes killin and catchin...

[RICHYD4U]

You have way too much time on your hands!

You mean Chuck has allowed us to borrow his time to put in our hands.

-Rich

[patrick_campbell17]

yea well before chuck norris goes to bed every night, he checks under his bed for me!!!!