Does anyone know a slick lawyer? After reading about all the frivolous lawsuits being filed and WON, I think I need to file my own lawsuit.

The other day while fishing, I slightly poked my finger with a Gamakatsu 5/0 Circle hook. It couldn't be my fault as I am perfect.

I suffered an injury resulting in pain and suffering and extreme emotional distress. I also suffered humiliation from the remarks of my fishing partner.In addition,I now suffer from extreme anxiety whenever I open my tackle box.

Gamakatsu should place a BOLD TYPE WARNING LABEL that their hooks are too sharp.