Can you return a casket if its got a cold.........I heard one coffin.
ooooooh! Wait a minute. Buy casket at Walmart, have it delivered to sporting good department. Mount fishfinder, 12 volt battery, rod holders and trolling motor so you can:
a. Fish till you drop.
b. KY has no regs requiring casket registration.
c. Fits in the bed of the pickup, no trailer to maintain.
d. Good for fishing Taylorsville Lake.....the dead sea.
e. No need for life preservers, intent is the angler is "pre-packaged"
f. After the ceremony, and interred, you'd be all set up to fish for all the spirits of the floaters at Cumberland. And the nightcrawlers would be right outside your boat.
The only real problem would be getting warranty service, but as a "ground truth", service departments never want to do on site jobs.
Originally Posted by HURRICANEBOB
Can you return a casket if its got a cold.........I heard one coffin.
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