Fishin the KY Way!

[Todd2]

I finally got around to goin' bass fishin' this mornin', but after a while, I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in its mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowin' the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog out and put it into my bait bucket.

Now my dilemma was how to release the snake without gettin' bit. I took out a little bottle of Jim Beam and poured a little into the snake's mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp, I released him into the lake without incident, and carried on my fishin' with the frog as bait.

A little later I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth!

And that's the truth or maybe I had too much Jim Beam...

[Shimano4Life]

Now that's funny! I'm just glad you didn't waste some Woodford Reserve or some other premium bourbon on him!

[AndyG]

Im going to have a good time re-telling this one