So the water quality is improving, and the amount of raw sewage has been reduce to just this amount......right?
Wildlife impacts:
a. Catfish, will not be referred to as "Splat-fish"
b. Turtles: Change spelling to "Turd-els".
c. New Spieces Introduced, No Creel Limit and No Size Limits: Lump-Fish
d. Drum: No change to species, but expect average size to increase.
e. Asian Carp: "Serves them right for being here......go home!"
f. Gizzard Shad: Will smell a little better this year.
g. Bowfin: Have been renamed to "Bowel-fin".
h. Bass fish: Drop the "B"
i. Stripers: Now renamed to Wipers.
j. White Bass: Will change color and take on a light brown hue. Now referred to as "Tan Bass".
k. Eels: No change



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