Butt Dust

[bassin_bug]

When that same little girl was about two, he mother dressed her for church and told her sit on the bed while she got dressed. She watched carefully at everything she did but soon left the room. When her mother came out going to church, she noticed that the little tot was walking funny. Mommie asked, "Honey, did you poop in your pants," as the child backed away from her holding her hand over the seat of her pants, she turned and took off running. When Mommie caught her and checked her panties, she discovered that the little tot was wearing a sanitary shield wadded up in her panties.

[greenriverman1]

True story.

Little girl in church always wares old ragged looking clothes. So one Sunday she shows up to church dressed in a very pretty dress. The preacher says "Martha you look so pretty today in that dress why don't you ware it more often"?

Martha says "cause mom says it's a bit-h to iron".

[bassin_bug]

LOL, I can only imagine how the mother felt.

I was sitting in church one night and a restless little boy was sitting with his mother in the seat in front of me. He kept moving around, standing up pulling at the seat of his pants. His mother would pull him back down on the seat and he would get up again. She kept whispering to him to be still and hush. Finally he yelled out, "Mama, 'cratch my butt, I think I got worms."

[Tyme2fish]

I always wondered why our Preacher talked about a garden product before we prayed.

Lettuce Spray.

[DJD]

I always wondered why our Preacher talked about a garden product before we prayed.

Lettuce Spray.

LOL! Hahaha

[slippedcork]

LOL, I can only imagine how the mother felt.

I was sitting in church one night and a restless little boy was sitting with his mother in the seat in front of me. He kept moving around, standing up pulling at the seat of his pants. His mother would pull him back down on the seat and he would get up again. She kept whispering to him to be still and hush. Finally he yelled out, "Mama, 'cratch my butt, I think I got worms."

Thats the dumbest thing I ever heard.