Butt Dust

[greenriverman1]

True story.

Little girl in church always wares old ragged looking clothes. So one Sunday she shows up to church dressed in a very pretty dress. The preacher says "Martha you look so pretty today in that dress why don't you ware it more often"?

Martha says "cause mom says it's a bit-h to iron".

[bassin_bug]

LOL, I can only imagine how the mother felt.

I was sitting in church one night and a restless little boy was sitting with his mother in the seat in front of me. He kept moving around, standing up pulling at the seat of his pants. His mother would pull him back down on the seat and he would get up again. She kept whispering to him to be still and hush. Finally he yelled out, "Mama, 'cratch my butt, I think I got worms."

[Tyme2fish]

I always wondered why our Preacher talked about a garden product before we prayed.

Lettuce Spray.

[DJD]

I always wondered why our Preacher talked about a garden product before we prayed.

Lettuce Spray.

LOL! Hahaha

[slippedcork]

LOL, I can only imagine how the mother felt.

I was sitting in church one night and a restless little boy was sitting with his mother in the seat in front of me. He kept moving around, standing up pulling at the seat of his pants. His mother would pull him back down on the seat and he would get up again. She kept whispering to him to be still and hush. Finally he yelled out, "Mama, 'cratch my butt, I think I got worms."

Thats the dumbest thing I ever heard.