Quote Originally Posted by bassin_bug View Post
LOL, I can only imagine how the mother felt.

I was sitting in church one night and a restless little boy was sitting with his mother in the seat in front of me. He kept moving around, standing up pulling at the seat of his pants. His mother would pull him back down on the seat and he would get up again. She kept whispering to him to be still and hush. Finally he yelled out, "Mama, 'cratch my butt, I think I got worms."
Thats the dumbest thing I ever heard.