Quote Originally Posted by Tim_T View Post
Roadrunner, I have an elderly couple that live across the street from me and the man told me he wasn't going to buy his wife a Christmas present this year, because she never used what he got her last Christmas. I asked him what he bought her last year and he said a cemetery plot. I almost fell off the porch.
You got to love humor and it will suprise you where it will come from. I guess he will never have to buy her another Christmas gift.