Quote Originally Posted by roadrunner View Post
------I don't think I'm going to have to buy a Christmas gift this year.
Roadrunner, I have an elderly couple that live across the street from me and the man told me he wasn't going to buy his wife a Christmas present this year, because she never used what he got her last Christmas. I asked him what he bought her last year and he said a cemetery plot. I almost fell off the porch.