
Originally Posted by
Bonefish
Mr. Certifyable FloatNflyable,
I can see you in the blowing snow
With all your rods and “ducks” in a row
Sitting in your “Deep V” full of hope
With your lips coated with “fish dope”
With a squiggle of the swivel
And jerk-down of the bobber
If you are not careful that O’Brown fish
Will be a duck-feather “fly-robber”
Whether you use XPS, Firline or Flouro
You may be in for an acrobatic enduro
So hold on to your well-oil Okuma
And get ready for the “Smalljaw Rumba”
Whether it be a “Last Cast Jig”
Or a “Fling Fast Long Rig”
It will not be the “Paca Craw” trailer
But the well-learned skill of an old sailor”
It matters not if it is a an “Silstar” or “G-Loomis”
Or some well-tucked trick out of the boot
You could be left ripped and mangled
By some old hungry, well-webbed coot
So keep your leader measured
And keep your butt on the Float and fly throne
If you become a little under balanced
Grab a moon pie and get back in the strike zone
You just don’t know
When that well-oiled Okuma
Will start doing the quiver and shake
Causing Mr. Certifyable to do the “Smalljaw Rumba”
By all means
Before your forward cast
Make sure your rod is locked and loaded
And may all your casts be your very best
Bonefish