We may be hearing some new songs like, "Oh, please release me, let me go. That golf club is making lotsa' holes." Or, "I've got a Tiger by the tail, 'round and 'round the tree we go."
Would any man want to talk to the cops or the media and admit that he was beaten up by a beautiful little blonde tiger? lol




But seriously, Tiger needs to come clean and fess up. No one will care anyways, hes TIGER! Too many things don't add up in the story, no one is buying it. So he got some nice tail and got caught....at least he got the tail, right! 
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