Tiger Woods

[MrSplitshot]

Questions in my head:

(1) Wonder if Buick was pissed that he wasn't driving an Enclave?

(2) Wonder if he was heading out to play some "night golf" with Billy Gillispie?

(3) Wonder if Mama Tiger was aiming for a draw or a fade when she went upside his head with an 8-iron? Think she's got good form? Nice inside-to-out swing plane with a crisp turn at the top and perfect hip rotation? After she finished, did she give a fist pump? You know she did.

AND, not condoning extramarital activity by any means here...but guys...as far as Mrs. Woods being a pretty FINE looking lady...I'll just quote a poster I saw once in the back room of an auto parts store that had a scantily clad perfect bodied bikini model on it:

"No matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is tired of her *crap*." (Replace crap with your favorite synonym for poo poo and there ya go.)

[MrSplitshot]

well, it appears tiger's wife admitted to the police that she hit him at least 6 times with an 8 iron, but she wants them to put her down for a 4.....

classic!

[psprowler]

"No matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is tired of her *crap*." (Replace crap with your favorite synonym for poo poo and there ya go.)

Dude I was going to bring that one to the table but you beat me to it.

Plus she wanted to know if it was a "ho" in one..............

[psprowler]

Oh I forgot. With the gaffe by Mr.Woods, a clean cut straight and narrow guy if I ever saw one.......I now would like to nominate myself for a new award....it's called the loyal husband of the year award. Should we get a prize for staying loyal for a whole year? I mean apparently it's not as easy as it sounds.........

[Tim_T]

Oh I forgot. With the gaffe by Mr.Woods, a clean cut straight and narrow guy if I ever saw one.......I now would like to nominate myself for a new award....it's called the loyal husband of the year award. Should we get a prize for staying loyal for a whole year? I mean apparently it's not as easy as it sounds.........

It is easy for me to stay faithful because I am poor and ugly!

[DJD]

Totally agree with ya Brian....I want someone that feels natural....er I mean easy to be around.

[Chubminnow]

Tiger Woods chose the wrong "driver".

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a "hole in one".

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still "below par".

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

[DJD]

Tiger Woods chose the wrong "driver".

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a "hole in one".

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still "below par".

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

LOL! Great stuff...

[Chubminnow]

Tiger was a “Players” Champion in 2001 and now he’s a Champion “Player” in 2009.

Tiger Woods in more ways than one.

[bigrod]

Buick dropped Tiger last year so he picked up AT&T as his major sponsor of his bag. Why would he have to drive a Buick if he isnt sponsored by them anymore. His wife hit him with an 8 iron seven times but on her scorecard she took a three.

[bassin_bug]

I don't know if he is having an affair or not, but I am skeptical since the story was broken by the National Enquirer, not exactly known as a bastion of journalism. Also, let's say Mrs. Tiger was there swinging away with the golf club, what happens then? I mean she would be stupid to do that if she wants to get any of his money. Of course, Tiger has enough money that he could probably pay to have her knocked off and then he doesn't have to worry.

Well, Tim You don't have to be skeptical anymore. Tiger wrote a message today on his blog and admitted to having an affair and he was repentant for the "indiscretion" that has injured his family. That affair has lasted almost 4 years and is ongoing; now the name of another female has also surfaced as having an affair with him. The first one said she still wanted to be "friends" with him. If you get a chance, listen to the cell phone message he left for her after the accident. I heard it on the news today and it will probably be on YouTube or some other social network.

You are wrong that Mama Tiger won't get any money if she knocked his crown off with a golf club. She has a very good reasons to get half of all he has earned since they were married 5 years ago, she is his wife; the two children would get child support based on a separate agreement. He started that affair just ONE year after they were married while she was pregnant with his first child. I sure would like to know what their prenupital agreement says.

[DJD]

Just remember the "Tiger" always gets his tail...