I often wonder.....when a bass sees a crank bait come screaming by and gives chase, does it care if a democrat or republican is holding the rod before it bites?

If you are fishing using liberal shad, will on the conservative Stripers bite?

........and the last question. Stripers are in school a lot, where do they go when they graduate? If you troll a shad under a planner board, and it does not get hit......can the shad draw unemployment?