Quote Originally Posted by roadrunner View Post
Why do you think we have a December 24th???

Beep Beep.
We have a December 24th to drive around looking for a parking place; go into the store and crash shopping carts; listen to people yelling into cell phones; watch huge rumps take turns waving as they go by (left-right-left-right); see if you can count the number of kids screaming at the same time; and watch Mexican men buying women's bikini panties. lol

You can also play a game and decide which will last longer, your shopping trip or your bladder.