Back from vacation

[Dave Stewart]

88 degrees and Balmy here in Dale Hollow Land. Shamu spotted TODAY in my dip net with Crankbait hanging from jaw. Mike "Big" Willie seen holding rod and reel in amazement that Shamu would hit HIS crankbait and not Elnut's little FNF Jig. Elnut reported that even Shamu was no match for the 10' All PRO FNF Rod and his 6lb Flourocarbon Leader so he would play "good guide" and let Mike catch just one. Shamu reported some old FART was at Sea World last week trying to catch him out of the Mustard Flowers with a Texas Rigged Lizard but he was way too smart for that. Shamu also reported that one Becky was seen beating the crap out of one really old man that she kept calling "DAVE" because he was begging her for $5 to buy a crankbait. Becky said they needed air fare to get back to the Balmy conditions in (whatever city that Dave and Becky lives in between Aurora and Draffenville) and they could not spare the $5, especially since Dave had drunk way too many "Carbonated Beverages with pretty pink unbrellas inside". Tune in later to find out the continueing saga of "As the Dave Turns".

You are supposed to put that " fish dope" on your lures...not smoke it.

[CMIDD]

You are supposed to put that " fish dope" on your lures...not smoke it.

LMAO!!

[xring12]

Elnut was creative but dave was funny! Lmao!

[elnutsmalljaws]

You are supposed to put that " fish dope" on your lures...not smoke it.

But smoking it makes the stories all that better

[mybentrod]

So when you do.......does that make you crave punisher jigs to munch on?

[elnutsmalljaws]

So when you do.......does that make you crave punisher jigs to munch on?

Absolutely, better than Sliders from White Castle after drinking all night

[dc chopper]

Absolutely, better than Sliders from White Castle after drinking all night

I dont drink but i love the sliders, esp when orderd with extra onion and extra grease.