Fishing is TERRIBLE. Float N Fly has Float N Flown. bobber still bouncing nothing to pull it under. Dam currently under repair lake has been drained. No fish left except for those Catfish that burried in the mud. Bring Dynomite and backhoe to bring up any that is left. Locals seen wearing hip wader collecting the remainder that are flopping on the dry lake bed. Local Fish markets over run with fillets, currently going for 99 cents per pound and that includes shipping. Stipers seen jumping over Dam to get back into the lake (that they were never in to begin with) to feast on free food. 2 small children seen half down the gullet of a 60 lb Striper. Numerous dogs and cats missing, same Striper is at large, Details at 11 on WDHL radio.










































































JUST KIDDING BOBBER DROPPING LIKE CRAZY, 19 yesterday including a 5-5 and 5-1