Reminds me of a not to pleasant story (or two)...

Night fishing at the dam (always makes her nervous anyway) and couldn't lock back through b/c barge after barge after barge came through. I made the mistake of a few choice words for the lock master and next thing you know the sun is up before he let me go back through. No cell service below Markland which she didn't know. That trip **** near cost me my marriage.

Also, got stuck on a shoal in the C-land river once. Beached my boat and didn't notice the water drop. I think I made it back to fish camp about the same time PRO V LE was on the phone with the coast guard... I don't feel too bad because if I remember my stories right I think my mom had to call the guard on him at least once....lol.