What should I send to AARP in their envelope?

[bassiusmaximus]

Okay I got a prepaid envelope to send back to AARP. They sent it looking for a membership that well let's just say "Ain't never gonna happen!!!".
So what should I put in the prepaid envelope to send back to them? I say we all give suggestions and I will go with it if possible....and no your mother in law will not fit. So any ideas?

[DJD]

Grocery coupons for depends??

[bassiusmaximus]

Grocery coupons for depends??

Sorry, But I might end up needing them. Ya just never know.

[DJD]

Sorry, But I might end up needing them. Ya just never know.

Haha.
I like the Tea Party info the best. The turd idea can be good but just send a pic that way no one has to get dirty.....

[RoadToad]

Send them the contents of some other junk mail you got, and take the contents of the AARP envelope and mail it back in the other envelope. Kills two birds with one stone. I got this from idea Andy Rooney.

[Tom523]

a pic of Obama!

[GeoFisher]

a pic of Obama!

You mean in place of the TURD, or representative????

Just checking.

[greenriverman1]

Okay I got a prepaid envelope to send back to AARP. They sent it looking for a membership that well let's just say "Ain't never gonna happen!!!".
So what should I put in the prepaid envelope to send back to them? I say we all give suggestions and I will go with it if possible....and no your mother in law will not fit. So any ideas?

TEA PARTY information!

[bassiusmaximus]

TEA PARTY information!

I was thinking something like that but didn't want to act too quick. There may be something better. But it is definitly in the running.

[stoner]

I always send them back empty.

[Tyme2fish]

I believe that envelope can be taped to a box of rocks and be sent postage free to you.

[HURRICANEBOB]

2 Viagra tablets, and a handwritten note that explains you don't need the tablets or AARP yet.