I went to Yale.

I know it was cause the first day at college most of other sudents had to Yale at me to calm down. Then my teachers used to Yale at me to wake up, or put the cigarette out, or put my shoes back on. Then, as a senior during a frat party that got out of hand, the cops started to Yale at me.

My education paid off in the Army as most Seargeants also went to my school. They used to Yale at me all of the time.

Then I married a Yale women. She has Yaled at me for 29 years now.

There is nothing like a good Yale education. So some time you get bored, just give me a Yale, and I'll give you a Yale back.