I stole this from another board, but I really think everyone here will get some enjoyment out of it....

Dear Lord,
I know that I haven't talked to you that much, but this past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett, my favorite musician, Michael Jackson, and my favorite sales man, Billy Mayes. I just wanted to let you know that my favorite president is Obama.
...Amen