I was in the grocery store this morning and my bill came to $11.57. I handed the girl $11.00 and dug in my pocket to see if I had .57 cents in change. All I had was a couple of dimes and four pennys. I handed her the two pennys and said: "Here is the most important part!" And dug out another dollar bill.

She said: "That is so true. My father never wanted to be broke so he named me: Penny."

Grumpy