An Israeli doctor says,

"Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for

work in six weeks."

A German doctor says,

"That is nothing; we can take a lung out of

one person, put it in another, and have

him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says.

"In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one

person, put it in another, and have them

both looking for work in two weeks."


An ILLINOIS doctor, says.


"You guys are way behind.

We recently took a man with no brains out of

ILLINOIS , put him in the White House
and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY

is looking for work."