Census or Privacy invasion

[HURRICANEBOB]

Check out this link! What is your opinion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsDhk...&feature=email

OMG....I just accepted a Census job and start training in March. I think when I knock on a door, I'll use my Rockie Balboa accent.

"Yo.....ya know like, I'm with the Census and like....ya know......well.....I got to ask these questions ......yo....and you can answer or not.....or maybe we can.....yo.....like maybe just make up the answers or .....yo....somthing....ya think? I mean don't get me wrong....like...yo....hey...dats a nice cat ya got there......does he live here.....does he like get a check.....?"

Yo, adrian....tell da guy to put the gun down.......AAAAAADRIIIIIAN!

[Big Gills]

OMG....I just accepted a Census job and start training in March. I think when I knock on a door, I'll use my Rockie Balboa accent.

"Yo.....ya know like, I'm with the Census and like....ya know......well.....I got to ask these questions ......yo....and you can answer or not.....or maybe we can.....yo.....like maybe just make up the answers or .....yo....somthing....ya think? I mean don't get me wrong....like...yo....hey...dats a nice cat ya got there......does he live here.....does he like get a check.....?"

Yo, adrian....tell da guy to put the gun down.......AAAAAADRIIIIIAN!

hahahah You kill me Bob. I am laughing cuz I love Rocky!

[bassin_bug]

OMG....I just accepted a Census job and start training in March. I think when I knock on a door, I'll use my Rockie Balboa accent.

"Yo.....ya know like, I'm with the Census and like....ya know......well.....I got to ask these questions ......yo....and you can answer or not.....or maybe we can.....yo.....like maybe just make up the answers or .....yo....somthing....ya think? I mean don't get me wrong....like...yo....hey...dats a nice cat ya got there......does he live here.....does he like get a check.....?"

Yo, adrian....tell da guy to put the gun down.......AAAAAADRIIIIIAN!

I have been thinking about setting off the security system alarm when the census taker rings my doorbell. lol

What kind of answers do you expect to get at houses of prostitution? How are you going to round up homeless people to get their information? How do you handle forms at homes where they can't read and write? Can I answer the questions in sign language? On the question where they ask my race, can I answer "Heinz 57?" What will you do if you have to take census at Ugly Cheryl's house and she answers the door dressed in her usual attire...naked?

Why do they need to know if people have a mortgage on their houses (I don't)? I haven't read anything that said the government will make their payments for them. I know you will enjoy your new job; you may want to practice "Duck and run." lol

[HURRICANEBOB]

Q: What kind of answers do you expect to get at houses of prostitution?
A: Well, if they are full time residents, they will be counted. If they rent, they will be counted. If they are only visiting, then they will be counted at their permanent home address. Please provide me a list of all such establishments and I'll be sure to volunteer to survey those locations and report back to you. Dangerous job, someone HAS to do it.

Q: How are you going to round up homeless people to get their information?
A: Census folks literally will be checking homeless shelters, and alleys, and under the overpasses. I'd recommend people not become homeless to avoid answering the Census. (See US Constitution Article 1 Part 2, and USC Title 13)

Q: How do you handle forms at homes where they can't read and write?
A: We ask the questions, and write down their responses, or ask if another family member is available to do so for them.

Q: Can I answer the questions in sign language?
A: Yes, in fact, the Census even has a Census form totally in braile. Can you imaging someone responding in Chinese sign language? That might take a little time to figure out.

Q: On the question where they ask my race, can I answer "Heinz 57?"
A: Yes, so long as that is true, and accurate to the best of your knowledge.

Q: What will you do if you have to take census at Ugly Cheryl's house and she answers the door dressed in her usual attire...naked?
A: We ask the questions more quickly than at the location in question 1.

Q: Why do they need to know if people have a mortgage on their houses (I don't)? I haven't read anything that said the government will make their payments for them.
A: I agree the government won't make your house payment. They want to know as it is indicative at state and federal levels as to how much money should be allocated to things like home mortgage programs and incentives, as well as to home building grants and low interest builders loans.

Q:I know you will enjoy your new job; you may want to practice "Duck and run."
A: I have been married for 29 years. That experience qualified me for the "duck and run" questions on the eligibility test.

But other than that, how are we doing?