Quote Originally Posted by HURRICANEBOB View Post
OMG....I just accepted a Census job and start training in March. I think when I knock on a door, I'll use my Rockie Balboa accent.

"Yo.....ya know like, I'm with the Census and like....ya know......well.....I got to ask these questions ......yo....and you can answer or not.....or maybe we can.....yo.....like maybe just make up the answers or .....yo....somthing....ya think? I mean don't get me wrong....like...yo....hey...dats a nice cat ya got there......does he live here.....does he like get a check.....?"

Yo, adrian....tell da guy to put the gun down.......AAAAAADRIIIIIAN!
I have been thinking about setting off the security system alarm when the census taker rings my doorbell. lol

What kind of answers do you expect to get at houses of prostitution? How are you going to round up homeless people to get their information? How do you handle forms at homes where they can't read and write? Can I answer the questions in sign language? On the question where they ask my race, can I answer "Heinz 57?" What will you do if you have to take census at Ugly Cheryl's house and she answers the door dressed in her usual attire...naked?

Why do they need to know if people have a mortgage on their houses (I don't)? I haven't read anything that said the government will make their payments for them. I know you will enjoy your new job; you may want to practice "Duck and run." lol