Just got this from a friend:

"So we are passing a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, signed by a president who hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by an obese surgeon general, financed by a country that's broke. What the heck could possibly go wrong?"