I am from the government and I am here to help!

[HURRICANEBOB]

I'll say this real slow so YOU get it.

Does that mean I have to read it slow so I won't get ahead of you?

[Devils Horse]

Does that mean I have to read it slow so I won't get ahead of you?

No, you have to read it slow standing on one foot with your left eye closed, one hand behind your back, fingers crossed, tongue out, hair neatly combed, and only between the hours of 10:17 and 11:42 am CDT. Then you won't get ahead of me.

[HURRICANEBOB]

No, you have to read it slow standing on one foot with your left eye closed, one hand behind your back, fingers crossed, tongue out, hair neatly combed, and only between the hours of 10:17 and 11:42 am CDT. Then you won't get ahead of me.

So, it's easier to get ahead of you then it is to not get ahead of you. Got it, problem solved.

[Devils Horse]

So, it's easier to get ahead of you then it is to not get ahead of you. Got it, problem solved.

Correct. I ain't the sharpest nail in the barrel for sure, glad we got that straight.

[harryprocraft]

sounds like this is how the obamacare was written!!