don't mess with us old people

[roadrunner]

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed... Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT!

Don't mess with old people.


Live well, laugh often, love much!!!

[mhall]

Heard it before and liked it and I still do.

Here is a real story of my own. My next door neighbor that use to live there had three horses that use to get out of their Rickety fence and just tear my yard all to pieces. It seemed that everytime this would happen would be after a two inch rainfall and they would make ruts you could store a body in. I would tell them about it and they would say they would fix the fence, blah blah blah. After about Umpteen times I called animal control, now mind you I love horsesbut **** it I keep a pretty yard and I was tired of fixing ruts. They would never come and said the horse would have to be in my yard while they were there for them to do anything. I again nicely talked to my neighbors which were renters and I am glad they are gone, NOTHING stopped it still kept happening.

One day I come home and them horses had trashed my yard, ate some of my wifes landscaping plants ect, and was standing in my backyard laughing at me. I went into the house called Oldham County dispatch and said I'm Mark Hall I live at so and so address and I'm fixing to shoot three horse with my 30-06 and after I kill them are ya'll gonna lock me up. Dead silence on the other end of the phone. After about 10 seconds the man says well there would be a real strong chance in that. I said well come'on and get me because I'm fixin to do and then I'm gonna hook them up to my ole Chevy with a log chain and drag their dead asses over into my neighbors yard and leave them and hung up the phone. They were there in less than five minutes, probably closer to three with animal control with them. I was ready to try to whip somebodies ass or get mine kicked it rwally didn't matter which one. They got them horses out of my yard, the horse owners fixed my yard and offered to pay for plants and them dang horse were moved to another location exactly four days later.

True story, some of the folks in that court thought I was a little physco for awhile but Hey that's ok, problem was solved.

[DJD]

LOL! Thats funny....I'm sure it wasn't at the time.

[mhall]

Again, I do love animals and horses to, but extra work all the time and the aggravation was just too much to handle, lol. Just wanted to clarify I didn't want you horse boys after me, lol.

[DJD]

Kill em and grill em!

[RoadToad]

Again, I do love animals and horses to, but extra work all the time and the aggravation was just too much to handle, lol. Just wanted to clarify I didn't want you horse boys after me, lol.

Funny story! People who can't, or aren't willing to, take proper care of their horses, shouldn't have them in the first place.