Conservative vs Liberal

[Devils Horse]

It would be pretty easy to come up with a similar type of list that shows conservatives in a bad light. Sooo, just for fun :

If a liberal is homosexual, they demand legislated respect.
If a conservative politician is homosexual, he campaigns on family values, mocks gays, and then has a sorrid homosexual affair in the men's room, and then blames the liberal media for exposing him.

--Man, that's cold. Talk about picking one isolated case as an example. What category does Barney Frank fit in?

If a liberal doesn't like the idea of abortion, they don't have one and they try to take steps to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.
If a conservative doesn't like the idea of abortion, they demand that no one has one, for any reason. Further, they try to stiffle any discussion of sexual education that does not demand abstanance.

--No such thing as a liberal who doesn't like the idea of an abortion. They want legally unfettered murder of unborn fetuses for any reason period. Liberals have done their best to make sure pregnant children don't even have to notify their legal guardians before having an abortion. The President of the United States, a committed liberal doesn't think his daughter 'should be punished with a baby if she makes a mistake"....

Stay away Andrew, I can wear you out all day on this one.

If a liberal's candidate loses an election, they point out the faults in the opposing candidate, but will admit when the opposing candidate got it right.
If a conservative's candidate loses an election, they'll pout and complain at every chance what a worthless politician the opposition is, instigate lies and deceptive rumors to derail the opposition, and will never admit that the opposition might have done something right.

-- No, a liberal, say Al Gore for instance will catch on to the world's biggest hoax and get stinking rich on it. Bet he sits in his giant carbon footprint of a house and laughs at his followers.

If a liberal is a believer they worship at their church of choice, but don't expect everyone else to hold their beliefs.
If a conservative is a believer, they demand freedom of religion, but only for their brand of religion.

--Don't expect everyone to hold to their beliefs? Spare me. Liberals have made sure the Lord's Prayer can't be posted in government buildings, 'one nation under god' was removed from the Pledge, instead of prayer in our public schools we get the ever insightful moment of silence.

BTW conservatives' er 'brand' of religion happens to be a huge part of what this country we're living in was based on.

If a liberal finds certain behaviors morally objectionable, they don't do them.
If a conservative finds certain behaviors morally objectionable, they try to legislate against those behaviors.

--Problem is there is no such thing as morally objectionable behavior to a liberal.

See, wasn't that fun and they're just as true as the ones Grumpy posted....

You're wrong about how true yours are, but you're right...this is pretty fun.

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