
Originally Posted by
HURRICANEBOB
Got it. To avoid discrimination claims:
Mondays: Check everyone who looks like a Martian
Tuesday: Check eveyone who wears a bikini
Wednesday: Check only people who look Canadien (They all wear hockey jerseys)
Thursday: Check everyone suspected of being American. Say the word Obama. If they laugh, cry, or roll their eyes, they are American.
Fridays: Check only people who look like Arnold Swartznagger.
Saturday: Check for people who speak Spanish, smell like tacos, and only answer your questions with "no habla englesa"
Sunday: Repeat the Saturday checks, but home in on the folks that are stuck in barbed wire fences.