So I'm on my way to Florence South Carolina today...come over a hill, and what do I see?

This:
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3972/bigmfcow.jpg

As I get closer, some moron in front of him does a big brake check...causes Elsie the Cow to brake check...and I just about plowed this thing from behind. I know it's not funny, but could you imagine the news footage on that one..."Man runs car up a giant cow's ass"...legendary.

There's something about an udder the size of a small child coming at your windshield way too fast that will wake you up.

Can't make this stuff up. That's why I had to back off and take the picture.