Doug replaced the impeller on my boat motor last year, so I have met him in person.
My wristwatch immediately stopped working when I shook his hand. My cell phone went dead in order to avoid any photo op.
I have since met him on the river and all electronics on my boat seized up until he was 100 yards away. My digital camera hid in my glove box for three days and refused to be found. It was afraid it would have to capture his image. Oh, the humanity.
Here's a song my uncles used to sing that is a tribute to Doug.
" Oh, they call me ugly and that's my name.
They put my picture in the hall of shame.
That's just where it aught to be.
Cause they're ain't nobody as ugly as me."
Well Doug sure is an ugly man,
He drinks from a special cup.
He has a great big upper lip.
But his lower lip covers it up."
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