
Originally Posted by
HURRICANEBOB
Yeah, all the conspiracy stuff gets old. And, it really makes me angry when I don't get due credit, so here comes the real whole truth about what really happened.
Obama called me a couple months back and said he was worried about people being so upset about the stock market and economy. He wanted to know how to get people back to work around the Gulf. Well, I'd had way to much Cuervo when he called, and he was kind of running on and whining alot. So I got fed up and told him "Why don't you get off your butt, call some company with some global image, and just "Grease the skids".
He asked me what company I was talking about. At that exact moment, the bratwurst I had caught up to me and I let out a loud and long "BBBBBBBBBuuurrrrrPPPPPPP". Obamie bud immediately let out a squeal of delight, and yelled in thephone "Bob you are a genius.....BP it is". And before I could correct him.....he hung up. (Well actually, I passed out but same difference).
So don't beat up Obamie about oil in Alabami. It was Hurricane "Bad ME" that accidentally gave him the idea.
So to punish myself, I'm going to buy a new boat and spend all week in the hot sun trying to figure out how to mount an oil sucking shop vac in it. Maybe I can earn some spare change in the Gulf.