Traveling down the interstate and needing to ue the restroom,
I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
saying, "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't
know what got into me, but I answered somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

The other person says,
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is
too bizarre so I say, "Uhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when
I hear another question, "Can I come over?"

"No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously..."Listen, I'll have to call you
back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering
all my questions."

Cell phones, don't you just love them!