Takin Maudu Fishin!!!!!!

[TyroneBiggums]

Holy crap, looks like me and he newbie Maudu is going fishin tomoroow!

Im excited as all get out, I dont have many fishin buddies anymore. Most of them are either sick or dead or they have runn off with a woman and done forgot about old Tyrone!

None the less, Im gonna take the old boat and pick up Maudu at the farm and were gonna do some stategizin about some big flyin carps! I havent cught one myself, and I hear the Wabash is choke full of them so we are gonna go up to River Junction the at the confluence of the Tippecano and the Wabash and do a multi species ho down!

I have been up there lots fishin for catfishes and carps but never a flyin carp! I was just watchin youtube and seen videos of guys and gals gettin flat knocked out by them rascals, Im even thinkin of wearing my old football helmet I got way back when when I was playin regular. Id hate to wreck the boat with Maudu and get him hurt and all, it would really make him think us Hoosiers are dumber than all hell!

Anyway wish us luck and we will be sure to post a report. If you see us say hi, we will be in a big jon, wide one with a 60 horse powered Johnson. Big green boat with a big fat guy drivin!!!!!! DOnt be afraid to holer!!!!!

[The Great Maudu]

Dude Biggs--been working over time on the roof getting ready for my maiden voyage to the big dinosaur waters you all posess here in Hoosier land! Ready to latch on to one of those big oriental carps that I heard about down on Ganner Mountain. Been reading up on the internets and found out that they are real light biters and are pure vegertarians. Got corn, a couple mulberry and blackberry mixtures mixed up as well as my patened blue green algae row sacks. We'll see.

Probabely be up all night selecting all the right rod and reels combinations to bring on the trip and tying on my shock leaders. Gotta love up the reels too with some hot sauce.

For got to ask on the phone, but what is our live well situation? I hear there are some big cats up in the Wallbash--sharpening up the 8/0's to do battle. Could sein up some baby carps for a big tussell, or have noticed that the rabbits around here have let their babies wander out of the nest--could be interesting around a big old log pile eh? LOL!!!!!

Ooops, almost forgot, if you don't have much of a live well I've got a nice contraption rigged...just a pump and some surgical tubing--hopefully the JBWeld wont get the fish too high on the way up to the confuluence. Not much to take some of those huge oriental carps home to sheridan alive, but enought to keep our cat bait kicking until their fatal trip to the bottom of the watery deep!

Man see you tomorrw bud, got a lots to do!

TGMD

[idbefishing]

Oh wow! this is good. We definetely need pictures of you two on your carp slayin expedition in your report.

[The Great Maudu]

Oh dont you worry Idabe, got a disposible camera that I've been using to take pictures of my artistry on the roof of my granpappy's barn. Got at least 12 pictures left and I'm hoping I'm gonna wish I hade 20 or more pictures left by the end of the day tomorrow. I always get the people at the walmarts to put my pics on a cd when I know they'r worth it!!! LOL!

Got my Squidders and 525's all lubed up and ready to ZINGGGGGG tomorrow, and am working on getting my self lubed up on a couple natty ices as we speak (Indiana beer is much stronger than that Indian beer we get back home in the OK--gotta cross the boarder into Arkansas for the good stuff like we get here LOL. Gonna be a rought morning but a glorious afternoon up there at the Junction.

Report to come!

TGMD

[TyroneBiggums]

Just got off the phone with Maudu and he sure is loobed up on some beers! He told me that if we get into some biguns that hes gonna make me my own handmade, hand tuned whackin stick! I think I might have anew fishin buddy! I have always wanted a handmade pole to use, especially if I get to make it myself. Hes got all the fixins for making the ultimate long tossin stick, yarn eyelets decals cork and foam.....sounds awesome!

He sure is deadset on usin some berry concoscsions on them carps, but Ill show him a thing or two bout Indiana carps!!!! Got my little marsmellows soaking up some corn juice right now, he dont realize that I am the man when it comes to carps. I am pretty intersted in his spawn row thingy he talks about, sounds kinda funny but it got me thinkin bout what them carps really like, especialy them flyin carps. I aint never heard of anyone catchin them, only saw the youtube videos of them shootin them with bows and arrows and let me tell you those fellers can shoot real good!

I dont have a camera so hopefully we finish out that one Maudo has, and when we get it filled up we will post soem pictures of some real fishes for all of you to see! I just hope I dont break the cameras cause I am pretty darned ugly and fat!

Already plannin another trip to the big river down south, maybe even a two or three dayer as I have relations down by Tell City and since we are both pretty broke we can stay for free. Been awhile since Ive fished there so any advice on carps, cats and them hybrid things would be sure apriciated.

[avidbasser]

And how did you do???

[TyroneBiggums]

Im fixin to post a good detailed report once I get minute. My **** dog got run over by the neighbor yesteray and broke its **** hip. That stupid long haired youngster down the road just drives that hoopty mobile of his way to fast and his mom dont do nothin about it. If I was his paw Id take a switch to his ass, he ain got no respect for no one but his self.

It was a good trip, lotsa fun, Ill post a good report here in a day or two unless Maudu beets me to it. Ill tell ya this though, he werent lying about his castin ability!!!!