Call me crazy but....

[elnutsmalljaws]

Since they did not fight very hard, I do know way to give you some more action......LIP HIM!!!!!


You can even make a sporting event between your fishing buddy and yourself. First you measure the length of the fish then whomever caught him has to LIP HIM and hang on for as long as possible as the other times it with a stopwatch. At the end of the day add up the total lengths of all the fish you caught and divide it by the total time you were able to LIP THEM and you will get a "Time LIPPED per inch". If you really want to get creative you could add in BONUS points for number of fingers cut, number of cuts that show bone, take away points for the person that put Bandaids on his cuts, but add points for the fella that used Duct Tape and a paper towel instead, add points for any finger digit completely lost in the struggle, take away points if the same fella goes to the hospital, but anyone that completely loses part of their finger in the stuggle and choses to NOT go to the hospital is THE WINNER (which means he came in second to the fish who is actually the real winner for he got a free meal and returned to the water)!!!

I know I am sick and have too much time on my hands to think up this game, just trying to help make it more exciting for EVERYONE ELSE, because I don't own a fly rod - Float N Fly is as close as I get, and if I did Gar are way down the list of my target species.

[KyTrkyHntr]

Since they did not fight very hard, I do know way to give you some more action......LIP HIM!!!!!

..... LMAO!

[KyTrkyHntr]

Since they did not fight very hard, I do know way to give you some more action......LIP HIM!!!!!


You can even make a sporting event between your fishing buddy and yourself. First you measure the length of the fish then whomever caught him has to LIP HIM and hang on for as long as possible as the other times it with a stopwatch. At the end of the day add up the total lengths of all the fish you caught and divide it by the total time you were able to LIP THEM and you will get a "Time LIPPED per inch". If you really want to get creative you could add in BONUS points for number of fingers cut, number of cuts that show bone, take away points for the person that put Bandaids on his cuts, but add points for the fella that used Duct Tape and a paper towel instead, add points for any finger digit completely lost in the struggle, take away points if the same fella goes to the hospital, but anyone that completely loses part of their finger in the stuggle and choses to NOT go to the hospital is THE WINNER (which means he came in second to the fish who is actually the real winner for he got a free meal and returned to the water)!!!

I know I am sick and have too much time on my hands to think up this game, just trying to help make it more exciting for EVERYONE ELSE, because I don't own a fly rod - Float N Fly is as close as I get, and if I did Gar are way down the list of my target species.

You know you may be on to something... I mean I can see it now......The GAR Elite Series on ESPN2HD brought to you by the Red Cross, Bandaid Brand Bandaids, Duct Tape and Bounty Paper Towels!!

Oh and I forgot to put some Plastic Surgeron sponsor on there to sew your digit back on when you loose it....

[BurleyDog]

I fish for gar a couple times a year with a tanglemouth lure or rope lure (same thing - just thought I'd throw it out there)

My experience is that they don't fight hard either. But I have never fished for them when it was cool. Usually I put a tanglemouth lure in my tackle box... if gar are hitting at my lures, etc while fishing - then I put on the tanglemouth lure and give em hell.

Wanna catch more? put blood or scent on your lures!
Tight lines.