sometimes a game warden eats crow, here a little story of a KDFWR officer, that got to eat a little crow. this man that loved to fish for smallmouth at night. fished all night and was to tired to put his fishing gear away. tied the bass boat to the house boat with fishing reels laying on the fishing deck. and went inside and went to bed. his wife took the bass boat, and trolled out in the bay, dropped anchor, rubbed on the suntan lotion, got up on the back deck and lay down enjoying the beautiful day. here comes the KDFWR officer. pulls up and ask to see her fishing license, the woman said. but officer I'm not fishing, the KDFWR officer said, look lady you have all the necessary equipment. as for all I know you could start any time. so I'm giving you a ticket. she said officer when you do, I'm going to start screaming rape. and the officer said, lady I haven't touched you. and she said, you have all the necessary equipment, as for all I know you could start any time. the KDFWR officer Idled away and said, have a nice day lady.
