Heat and lawn mowing

[know1]

I can't mow my grass when it's above 90. I'd have to go straight to the Emergency Room. I don't get along real well with heat.

[Catfish Bob]

If its too hot for you to cut your grass and you live in the Louisville area. Give me buzz. I can't do anything too big for a push mower. But heck, I've worked outside most of my life. The heat is nothing to me.
I got cheap prices too . Always ready to make a little extra cash.

[walkeraviator]

I need to make a sign....

"will mow grass for Lures"

[Tyme2fish]

I need to make a sign....

"will mow grass for Lures"

Any lures you find in my grass, you are welcome to keep.

[Big Gills]

I agree with you folks. Been the hottest summer up here also. I call it Global Warming or whatever they are calling it now. I am Canadian and not built for 110 with high humidity. Bob, stick a couple of beer in the freezer while you are doing the lawn and then come back in and sit naked in front of the air conditioner drinking your frosty beer and you will feel like you are in Heaven. ahhhhhhh

[DJD]

I agree with you folks. Been the hottest summer up here also. I call it Global Warming or whatever they are calling it now. I am Canadian and not built for 110 with high humidity. Bob, stick a couple of beer in the freezer while you are doing the lawn and then come back in and sit naked in front of the air conditioner drinking your frosty beer and you will feel like you are in Heaven. ahhhhhhh

Well now Margie that image just ruined my supper!! lol no offense Bob

[Big Gills]

Well now Margie that image just ruined my supper!! lol no offense Bob

Oh my and yes this is a family forum so lets say Bob throw on some underwear and you will be cool as a cucumber in no time! Ok Don now you can go ahead and eat your din din now.

[DJD]

Thanks Margie I owe ya one!

[HURRICANEBOB]

Well now Margie that image just ruined my supper!! lol no offense Bob

It ruined my supper to, cause I know what I look like naked.

[bassin_bug]

It ruined my supper to, cause I know what I look like naked.

Do you know what the best form of birth control is after age 50?........getting naked. Sometimes it happens a few years earlier.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Do you know what the best form of birth control is after age 50?........getting naked. Sometimes it happens a few years earlier.

A couple years back to make it easier for the wife, I got a tattoo right above my navel.

It says:

"In case your are frisky, this side up. "

That's why I don't mow my lawn shirtless anymore......was having trouble with the squirrels. Didn't you know they can read.......duh me!

[HURRICANEBOB]

I agree with you folks. Been the hottest summer up here also. I call it Global Warming or whatever they are calling it now. I am Canadian and not built for 110 with high humidity. Bob, stick a couple of beer in the freezer while you are doing the lawn and then come back in and sit naked in front of the air conditioner drinking your frosty beer and you will feel like you are in Heaven. ahhhhhhh

If I sat naked in front of an air conditioner, some things might come close to disappearing......I mean like Perspiration or rashes