I noticed that the first thing you posted was STUPID which was your Words of Wisdom on your profile: "He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger." It's always a delight to meet a Christian with so much class.....and with a brain.
Okay....for the record.....I wear shorts to prevent exactly that same allegation.
So Mr. Itchy Butt.... wear shorts.....come on man....be civil dude