So I'm getting married this weekend at Shaker Village.

The joint families are meeting for the first time this Friday and taking a ride on the ol Dixie Belle paddleboat up the Ky River.
My bride's family is from Rhode Island and are pretty stereotypical north easterners.

If someone is willing and able to come up to get ahead of the Dixie Belle in a boat, hide in the shadows of the trees in the banks of the river and play the Dueling Banjos song from deliverance (on stereo or bonus for real banjos) I would be willing to pay that person for the hilarity of the situation. nothing more than that... just some creepy music to rile the ol inlaws up...
Our boat ride is from 6-7pm.

Any takers?